Anal Probe
U.F.O.
I got abducted
For an anal probe

Late one night on a camping trip
I got abducted by an alien ship
They strapped me down and wouldn't let me go
Impaled me with an anal probe

Aliens sent here from the sky
With great big heads and big black eyes
To collect a harem of abductees
And force them to be probed anally

In the name of love
And the love for pain
They used me
For their twisted game

What they wanted I'll never know
But eventually they let me go
Now no one wants to dare believe
Or maybe they just can't conceive

That I got abducted for an anal probe!